Monday, October 5, 2009

Zombieland light review

I don't want to spoil anything (or rather too much) about Zombieland, as it's still in theatres, but I have to give you my rating.

--Zombieland 86%
1. Were the zombies actually Undead? 2.5/5 for ambiguity
2. Did the gore gross you out or make you yelp with joy? 4/5 for infrequence
3. Did the characters fight amongst eachother? 4/5 for mellowdrama
4. Did anyone have trouble executing a zombie for sentimental reasons? 5/5
5. Did it make you wish even more that zombies were real? 6/5 for awesomeness

I know, I know. I'm already breaking my own rules. But it deserves to be higher. Look forward to a full review (after Zombieland has left theatres).

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